Fake Resume

Isaac Fake Mell
3250 Faker Street
Faketown, North Fake 00000
Cell: 555-555-5555

1932 BFA in Fakeness from Fake Institute, Paris, Fake
1921 BA in Fake-ology from University of Fake, Fakington, FK

1807 Invented the Fake Telephone
1990 Received Fake Award from Society of Fakers
2073 Faked own death to come back to fake life
5 B.C. Discovered Fake Fire
2002 Became Fake Mayor


Fake References available on request
Contact fake@fakefakefake.fake

This Moment in Grammar

Conjugate:
Disconnect. Disconnected. Disconnection.
Disembody. Disembodied. Disembodiment.
Discorporate. Discorporated. Discorporation.

Synonyms:
Unemployed. Underemployed. Self-employed. Less-than-employed. Pursuing employment. Lacking employment. Seeking employment. The opposite of employed. Deployed. Open for employment. Employable. Employful. Empty of employment. Emptployed. Employ-void. Employee potentially. Employtential. Empotent. Ex-employed. Exployed. Exposed for employment. Embarrassed about employment. Emploded. Un-employded. Unimpeded by employment.