Isaac Fake Mell
3250 Faker Street
Faketown, North Fake 00000
Cell: 555-555-5555
1932 BFA in Fakeness from Fake Institute, Paris, Fake
1921 BA in Fake-ology from University of Fake, Fakington, FK
1807 Invented the Fake Telephone
1990 Received Fake Award from Society of Fakers
2073 Faked own death to come back to fake life
5 B.C. Discovered Fake Fire
2002 Became Fake Mayor
Fake References available on request
Contact fake@fakefakefake.fake
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