Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2011

You can't reach enlightenment without breaking a few eggs

Face lit by the flames of burning bridges, I've put all my eggs in the handbasket I'm going to hell in. And the road there is paved with eggshells and intentions, leading to that ultimate omelet, perfect in its scrambledness, rising shining sunny side up over the bright-eyed horizon. The yolk's on me, and like yellow I run: Chicken. Fear and cholesterol.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

judgintuintrofeeling

87% Introverted, 13% Extroverted
60% Intuitive, 40% Sensing
53% Feeling, 47% Thinking
80% Judging, 20% Perceiving

And that's me.* (*a la Myplan.com) Rinse & repeat.
(Am I sliding?)

sZsZsZs
Can I see the four s's for the three z's?
The part for the wh0le? 

Conceptualizing complexity.
Abstracting edges.
Imagining over reasoning.

Organize it. Decisive.
Organ Isaac. Dive.
Ambiguity.
I am big, you, itty-bitty.

I tell myself I'm objective
Though I remain ruled by whims

Inuit Intuition
The Ice-olated Eskimo
In an Introverted Igloo
Bipolar bear?
A fish in sea...

Roll dice for incantation.

I'm personal, not impersonal
I impersonate me
I am a person
I person me
I person I
I personify
I person, if I
I person, if I am
I appear I am a person
I am a person, therefore I am

Can't see? Therefore it's for the trees. 

Saturday, January 22, 2011

EmNeVnItRaOlN

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Monday, September 6, 2010

Worstsellers

1. Pterodactylephathy: Inside the Mysterious World of Mental Communication with Dinosaurs
2. Oedipus Wrecks his Home: Incest and Murder in Suburbia
3. Ecstasy Spot Run: Sexy Lessons in Literacy
4. Comma Sutra: New Positions in Grammar
5. Punnilingus: Pleasuring your Partner with Puns