Face lit by the flames of burning bridges, I've put all my eggs in the handbasket I'm going to hell in. And the road there is paved with eggshells and intentions, leading to that ultimate omelet, perfect in its scrambledness, rising shining sunny side up over the bright-eyed horizon. The yolk's on me, and like yellow I run: Chicken. Fear and cholesterol.
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
judgintuintrofeeling
87% Introverted, 13% Extroverted
60% Intuitive, 40% Sensing
53% Feeling, 47% Thinking
80% Judging, 20% Perceiving
And that's me.* (*a la Myplan.com) Rinse & repeat.
(Am I sliding?)
sZsZsZs
Can I see the four s's for the three z's?
The part for the wh0le?
Conceptualizing complexity.
Abstracting edges.
Imagining over reasoning.
Organize it. Decisive.
Organ Isaac. Dive.
Ambiguity.
I am big, you, itty-bitty.
I tell myself I'm objective
Though I remain ruled by whims
Inuit Intuition
The Ice-olated Eskimo
In an Introverted Igloo
Bipolar bear?
A fish in sea...
Roll dice for incantation.
I'm personal, not impersonal
I impersonate me
I am a person
I person me
I person I
I personify
I person, if I
I person, if I am
I appear I am a person
I am a person, therefore I am
Can't see? Therefore it's for the trees.
60% Intuitive, 40% Sensing
53% Feeling, 47% Thinking
80% Judging, 20% Perceiving
And that's me.* (*a la Myplan.com) Rinse & repeat.
(Am I sliding?)
sZsZsZs
Can I see the four s's for the three z's?
The part for the wh0le?
Conceptualizing complexity.
Abstracting edges.
Imagining over reasoning.
Organize it. Decisive.
Organ Isaac. Dive.
Ambiguity.
I am big, you, itty-bitty.
I tell myself I'm objective
Though I remain ruled by whims
Inuit Intuition
The Ice-olated Eskimo
In an Introverted Igloo
Bipolar bear?
A fish in sea...
Roll dice for incantation.
I'm personal, not impersonal
I impersonate me
I am a person
I person me
I person I
I personify
I person, if I
I person, if I am
I appear I am a person
I am a person, therefore I am
Can't see? Therefore it's for the trees.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
EmNeVnItRaOlN
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Friday, January 21, 2011
Monday, September 6, 2010
Worstsellers
1. Pterodactylephathy: Inside the Mysterious World of Mental Communication with Dinosaurs
2. Oedipus Wrecks his Home: Incest and Murder in Suburbia
3. Ecstasy Spot Run: Sexy Lessons in Literacy
4. Comma Sutra: New Positions in Grammar
5. Punnilingus: Pleasuring your Partner with Puns
2. Oedipus Wrecks his Home: Incest and Murder in Suburbia
3. Ecstasy Spot Run: Sexy Lessons in Literacy
4. Comma Sutra: New Positions in Grammar
5. Punnilingus: Pleasuring your Partner with Puns
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