Blanket Statements

For that bedtime piece of mind, new Blanket Statements:

Sheets embroidered with comforting phrases.

Let our classic platitudes placate you.

Gems like "Dreams do come true"

"Things happen for a reason"

and other generalizations!

Stick this on a skateboard

Wanted

"Do you spend most of your time:
- Listening to your favorite music?
- Thinking?
- Searching for good books & movies that won't waste your time?
- Trying not to be depressed?
- Enjoying being/hoping to be creative?
- Yearning for something more?
 
You are not alone.
You are wanted.

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Be part of a project so big we don't even have a word for it yet."

It's not art.

The straightjacket's coming back in style

Insanity is in this season---

---because we all know, while there are many ways to go crazy, there really is only one to go:

In style!

Prayer App: Downloadable Deities

- Download the god of your choice for Mac or Windows (Linux version coming soon)
- Send prayers through IM, e-mail, Facebook or Twitter, or use the app's special "Supplication" key (Note: Preview version allows only five supplications per month) 

- Use our thesaurus feature to select superlatives for your deity   
- To complete a worship service, cycle between recitations of praise and humility
- It's easy to change gods; just click "Convert" and export your settings
- Tag your prayers to increase traffic towards your account
- Don't forget to set your religious profile as "Tolerant" or "Intolerant"

*(Bowie quote: "I guess it's just this Greco-Roman notion of turning something  nebulous into a personification that you can recognize, like a deity. You know, back then, they would transform a set of emotions into a god. I just convert ideas into people. It's just easier to handle that way.")