Someone at artsy found my old Escher tags and asked that I link them as a resource. I take this as an exercise, a chance to return to writing here and revisit ancient posts.
Escher exacts a paradox, which is that things change and stay the same. Escher shows how something can be both precise and bizarre, logical and impossible.
Looking back at my posts from seven years ago, I see a version of me who felt lost, trapped. I am wowed by the wordplay and amused at the naivete. I've grown up some since then, but at the same time, I have failed to live up to the intelligence of my immediate post-college searches.
I was trying back then. I lacked hope, but I yearned. Though my situation distressed me, I used my ordered words to transcend my plane.
I was cycling through the same steps. I doubted my powers of flight.
My past self would have resented this nostalgia, this romanticizing of a dismal time, but I am grateful for the record of who I was several tessellations ago.
If we have consolation it is not solely in advancement but in continuity.
writing that is not writing
Friday, April 13, 2018
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Rapid Eyes
My ex-girlfriend said I had a cold heart but a warm brain. The blood going to the wrong place. I always missed what was important, she said, with redness swelling in her cheeks in a similar misdirection of flow.
I imagine she intended this to hurt me. As a private investigator, my job requires that I notice significant details.
My latest case is a bit unusual. There’s this woman who won’t wake up, and her father is paying me to sit at her bedside. I told him, you don’t need a private investigator, you want a doctor, maybe even a priest, but he’d already consulted countless specialists, clergymen, etc., none of whom had any answers. Or maybe they had answers to spare, and yet somehow his daughter had not awoken. He preferred me, he said, because I didn’t pin my salary to promises about her wellbeing. I just got paid to watch.
She sleeps, and I watch.
When you’re tracking a missing person, one routine should be to wait around their known hangouts in the hopes that they show up. Only in this case, I’m looking at her body. Her last known sighting. A recently vacated building. But she might come back.
I’m an insomniac, which is perfect for what’s required on a stakeout—a state of mild alertness. Everything passing through you. A man walking a dog, a trio of women, an empty street corner. All equal. Let it pass through you. Like an argument with your girlfriend. She’s shouting in your face, things like “autistic,” “emotionally garbled,” and the words float, forming in a cluster behind you.
I’m just taking in information. In this line of work, it’s very important not to be judgmental, but at the same time, it’s important not to get overwhelmed. Typically, as a PI, it helps me if I can work from behind a screen. A pair of binoculars. The windows of a car. A camera lens. Or the scrim that separates the awake from the asleep.
Waiting for so long in a place that is so familiar to someone else but alien to you, you start to forget who you are. It seems strange that you could find someone as you were losing yourself. Maybe they need you to be the conduit to return to reality. As a PI, it is my job to be that conduit.
I could be upset. I could be bored. I could be sleeping. But you focus on the reality in front of you. Like when you’re dreaming—you accept everything. You wander through, so to speak, and only later do you think: how strange.
How strange, in the way that an elevator, carrying my ex-girlfriend upwards, could have been level, even for an instant, with an elevator on the opposite vertical course.
Like one set of eyelids lowering as another set ascends—in as deep a closure as a coma or as brief a relay as a blink.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
notes without a center
I try very hard not to write.
I used to think making art was supposed to make me feel better, but now I think it's to make others feel worse. To unbalance them, to bring them to my level.
"I am become weird, disturber of worlds"
Comedy, ideally, is a way to tell the truth without getting shot.
Add up enough pointless things and you get something that has a point.
I used to think making art was supposed to make me feel better, but now I think it's to make others feel worse. To unbalance them, to bring them to my level.
"I am become weird, disturber of worlds"
Comedy, ideally, is a way to tell the truth without getting shot.
Add up enough pointless things and you get something that has a point.
Friday, November 7, 2014
a tautology in string
it is what it is
and it's not when it's not
when it knots into knots
it knows not what it is
it is what it is and it's not when it's not when it knots into knots it knows not what it is
it knows not what it is
when it knots into knots
and it's not when it's not
it is what it is
it strings what it strings
its knots
taut
knows knots
it's not
knowing
no
what
is
is
is
is
string
answering
stringing tonight
tie
out
knot
know
now
not when it's not when it knots when it's not when it knots
not when it's not when it knots when
it's not when it knots
it is
what it is and what it's not
and it's not when it's not
when it knots into knots
it knows not what it is
it is what it is and it's not when it's not when it knots into knots it knows not what it is
it knows not what it is
when it knots into knots
and it's not when it's not
it is what it is
it strings what it strings
its knots
taut
knows knots
it's not
knowing
no
what
is
is
is
is
string
answering
stringing tonight
tie
out
knot
know
now
not when it's not when it knots when it's not when it knots
not when it's not when it knots when
it's not when it knots
it is
what it is and what it's not
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Room Additions (LA 6/18/14 to 7/7/14)
(And today [the next day, Wednesday] was another day I
couldn’t leave the house—recovering, socially and financially, from yesterday’s
expense.)
After a long talk from my mother, I go onto Indeed to look
for work. On literally the second page, “posted 2 hours ago,” a request for
employees for Barnes & Noble at The Grove. Well, I like when serendipity
works for me. I apply.
I walk to “The Grove.” Locating its approximate position
with my phone, I have trouble actually figuring out how to get in. I see
Nordstrom’s, and assume that’s part of it, but I press on, intent on broaching
the proper entrance to this fortress. I end up walking almost the whole way
around the outside, buffered by garages and apartments and places that are not
The Grove. I enter an area that looks like a different shopping center. A
little further there is a “Farmer’s Market.” There is a carousel. There is a
little structure selling Taschen books. And then I see, past all this fake
quaintness, The Grove:
Horrible citadels rise up, shrines to consumerism—
They look like they’ve been here forever, Mayan obelisks
overseen by aliens, or not at all, like they were airlifted by secret
government bases and deposited here mere seconds ago.
I don’t go into B&N that time, but I do return a week
later, and spend a lovely morning browsing their three floors, eavesdropping
upon employees’ complaints about managers and monotonous tasks, and getting the
lay of the land.
At home, having received no noise complaints, I increase the
volume on my music, with growing confidence
Unfortunately, a neighbor counteracts by playing their own
music loudly (blaring their bad music). I should have seen this coming.
It appears that Catherine Waller might have been the friend
to whom R referred when she said she had “a friend putting on a show for the
Hollywood Fringe.” R is following Waller on Twitter, which seems to suggest
that they know each other. I don’t know what to make of this.
(One other thing: At the end of her 45-minute show, when she
stood, beamed, and bowed, for two moments I thought it was another
character—and the audience’s applause blew my head back.)
Good cookie from “Milk Jar Cookies”—like biting into seven
cookies, or sinking into a pillow made of angels
Wasted money at an art and architecture gallery—
If you want to trick an art gallery into bankrolling your
constructs and assemblages, be sure to get your BAs and MFAs from prestigious
universities, to study abroad, to serve on the board of any number of
what-have-yous. Anyone who indulges your work is a sap, but at least you will have
given them the justification to do so.
Whatever artists are foolish enough to apply for a space
without a CV like yours will be turned away: How can they be any good if they
can’t fill a placard of “accomplishments”?
Walk to Sunset Blvd
Mel’s Diner
I give the
word “jamming” to my waiter, who wore a white cap. He had the rapid-fire,
plate-spinning approach to customer service I find familiar to myself. “How are you?” “Good,” I say. “Taking a break?”
(I guess so—a break that has lasted months, and may last untold months more.)
“Yeah. How are you?” “Oh, you know. I’m here.” “Yeah. You’re jamming.” He’s
already leaving—he laughs.
(That’s
what someone told me when I was volunteering serving meals at a church—bouncing
back and forth between bowls of food and their recipients. Someone shouted, in
appreciation, “Now you’re jamming!”)
Book Soup
This store is a flurry of staff recommendations—which is a
good thing. For every set of shelves (you know, the width of your body, a set
of shelves) there are probably five or six staff recommendations, handwritten
in marker on pink or yellow paper.
My guess is (I enjoy losing track of time) I spend two hours
there, working methodically across and around the rooms.
I buy a collection of writings by Clarice Lispector, along
with a biography on Lispector. I have been meaning/hoping to find one of her
books for a while. I think hers is the kind of confused, fragmented, mystical,
inward-searching spirit I find echoed in myself.
A billboard of January Jones, “For Your Consideration,” in
her Mad Men dress: “She Loves Pearls,
But Prefers Gold.” Perhaps
intentionally, the sign has been placed above a shop proffering the exchange of
gold.
Guy sitting on the sidewalk jangling a cup asking for
change. I have to walk by him.
I look at him.
“Come On.”
I am passing him.
“COME ONNNNNN!”
For my Senior Project, a friend and I, inspired by an event
that facilitated interactions with the homeless, hung out at a halfway house
for the previously/potentially homeless.
We interviewed and/or filmed residents, employees, and
policy-makers within the organization.
The man in charge of the organization told us, “Most
panhandlers are not homeless. For the most part, homeless people want to be
left alone. They are wary of human contact. They are not the aggressive types
you find hounding you for money. If you want to help reverse the plight of
homelessness, make a donation to a nonprofit organization.”
I take all things with a grain of salt—of course he, the
leader of a non-profit purveyor of services, would advocate you give money to
such services. But it makes sense. The people who are worst off are those who
cannot even communicate. Of course those who have been burned by own society,
scalded by their own families and scorched by their own lobes, back to front
and back again, will shrink at your approach, will babble to themselves as
protection against any unwanted interaction, will rest on a bench with a
blanket over their heads as a statement Do not disturb, I am already and
ever-unavoidably disturbed.
And I have not forgotten this. Although I find within the
coming weeks that I make sure to leave the house with some change in my pockets
so that I may plant them in the outstretched hands of vagabonds.
I also wonder—where do the people with cardboard signs get
the markers to write their signs? I suppose it’s an investment.
I think of Peachum in “Threepenny Opera.”
Of course panhandlers always have a story—you can’t go up to
someone and say, Give me money. Unless you’re mugging them. In a way,
panhandlers do mug you, but they use guilt and narrative instead of the threat
of firepower.
I can’t remember what I was coming from, but I think it was
another late-night thing with Yoni that gave me the courage to do the follow:
This was written on the barrier to an embarrassing item I
was attempting to buy from Rite Aid: “Lift Here. Alarm Will Sound.” That
sounded like a contradiction: a request and a warning enjambed.
I lifted—but not “Here.” Electronic buzz of caution to
criminals. I closed the barrier. I lifted—this time, “Here.” The buzz resumed,
its tune increasing in insistence. I closed the plastic barrier. The next time,
when I opened the barrier, grabbed my item, and set back the plastic, the alarm
broke into song and did not stop—as if an awoken watchdog launching into
compensatory duty.
I stood there, looking at the latch. I felt relieved—it
could not get any more embarrassing than this, and so, in a way, I was saved.
An employee came into view from down the aisle. He waved at
me—I held up a hand halfway in placation, in surrender—he waved me on, down to
the cash registers.
I said, “I didn’t understand the warning—” He said, “Yeah, I
don’t know why it does that—” He (a Latino) and the Asian elderly lady at the
cash register appeared to be the only employees left, and the only other people
in the store.
I guess Rite Aid was about to close. It was 10:00. Perfect
timing to be embarrassed.
In the hallway as I leave my apartment, “Refresca y Fria,”
fresh and cold: Box for an electric fan
Attractive girl walking down the street, talking to her
friend. Her tugged-down shirt exposes her shoulder. She carries two cartons of
water, one in each hand.
Here was the pick-up line:
“Excuse me, I think your shirt is slipping. It must be your
jugs—your jugs of water. If you’d like some help, I can hold them for you.”
But of course I say none of this.
Big guy sits in a shaded bulldozer as his friend shovels
into it the pieces of the street.
The Book Soup employee who rang me up yesterday I see
crossing the street today. I appreciate the coincidence.
It’s a red herring, I think. But I will gladly eat red
herring! I eat red herring for breakfast. I will eat red herring and like it.
Free KCRW concert in Pasadena
I wander around looking for the music. Is this some kind of
labyrinth I am not yet permitted to solve? I hear sounds being piped out of
loudspeakers, but I can’t find a band. Signs fling arrows in opposing
directions. Yes, I want to hear “Live Music,” but I also want to see it. I am
also trying to coordinate my location with Edan and T, a friend of Edan and
Yoni’s from high school. Eventually, we find the venue, a square (I had just
not gone far enough into the corridors of the courtyard).
Many people seem to take the concert as an excuse, a
prerequisite, to gather and talk. I feel bad for the band. We meet up with Yoni
and A, a girl from Tinder. Yoni wants to see 22 Jump Street, but it has sold
out and we don’t have reservations. Edan gets money from all of us to go plug
his meter. Yoni and A split from us to have some food, and we reconvene in an
hour or so.
We go to Intelligentsia. Instead of an espresso shot, I
accidentally order a latte. It’s 10:15 at night (that’s why I’m typing this up
at 1:43 in the morning).
Edan and Yoni regale us of tales of their Israeli fathers in
the army—crashing jeeps, oversleeping from being drugged, getting caught trying
to hitchhike off base—it sounds like the Israeli army version of M*A*S*H*.
Edan’s sister has followed in the family footsteps: dodging work, refusing to
work, impersonating an officer. And she, an American citizen, had volunteered!
Conversational partners’ subtext: “You didn’t tell me I was
crazy. Thank you. Let’s do this again sometime.” (“You listened and responded.
I appreciate that. I am not used to this kind of exchange.”)
“A” gives everyone a handshake that redefines the term
“firm” (more like the requested squeeze in preparation of a blood donation)—each
finger works together, all equal to the task—and we part.
Walking home at 1:00 in the morning: It’s actually quite
peaceful
Fiesta Auto Insurance
I watch a movie on my phone, which gobbles up my Cellular
Data because I haven’t thought to direct it through my Wifi
The next morning, it’s hot—technically not as hot as it is
in Cleveland right now, but it is an alien heat.
The parking lot outside of Staples is where bicycles go to
die: Wheel-less, abandoned. A sign says they have caught someone “yesterday”
trying to steal or cannibalize bicycles, and that bike owners may notify the
LAPD, but this stays up for weeks, and none of the bikes get claimed or moved.
If anything, more join them.
I keep my wits about me (or my half-wits). I seem to inspire
worry in others.
I see this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi11LVYL8g4) on
the Annapurna Twitter feed. This isn’t far from where I park my car. I wonder
when it was filmed—was I driving somewhere beneath the drone?
Drinking out of Mason jars, blotting in my atelier
Auden on trauma: the child needs a trauma (will wait for
one) in order to create—in order to fill the loss the trauma made
Reflection of traffic light onto sign of phone—makes it look
like the phone is turning on
I know that face; I’ve made it myself. It means you’re not
sure if you’ll ever see the person again. And you still have more to tell them.
And maybe there won’t be time.
Poetry collection “Eunoia”: Each chapter winches around one
vowel
Synesthesia:
A is black, contains all, saturated. A is start. Charged.
Absorbs.
O moon, forlorn. Outward. Concentric, opening. Devouring.
White.
I isolated, individual, limiting, nihilism. Shrinking,
vanishing.
U undulates. Spurt. Loose. A universe of uno (uni-verse) in
flow.
Or A is red—first “color” after white and black
I and O are opposed. Black and white. Inward versus Outward.
L-M-B sounds vs. T-K-P sounds, o vs. i. OppOsItes.
“Is” and “To be” are empty. No associations. Breaks, blips.
I read the free “LA Weekly” and walk back to where I found
it, return it so that someone else can read it (there are only so many copies
to go around, and they disappear quickly). Is this like what I did with the
newspaper outside my steps?—penance for this? I guess I just don’t want
clutter—I don’t want papers to go to waste.
Intention to drive to Skylight Books. Trying to wait out the
traffic—How can I busy myself? Oh, look, there’s another bookstore. Done.
Aladdin Used Books—similar lack of rhyme and reason to The
Last Bookstore, except 75% of the books are in Korean. And it all looks like
it’s in order because the clean, white shelves are tidy, but there’s not,
particularly.
The ad for How to Train Your Dragon 2 that unfurled down the
side of a skyscraper has come down.
They are putting up a new billboard now: an image of a
triumphant young woman in a coat, fist-pumping. Now they are working on her
crotch.
Skylight Books
Only one employee. A customer who talked and talked. Though
dense with esoteric stuff, the store is smaller than I thought. It does not
match the picture I saw online.
A week later, when I return for the book I ordered, I am
told to “go next door” to claim it. Literal next door is an empty front with a
locked door. But next to that is “Skylight Books” proper, a place three times
the size of where I had been, spruced by potted plants, and matching the image
I had seen associated with the store.
Turns out the shop I had first perused was the “Arts Annex,”
i.e. the space they bought up because they had too many art books to fit in
their first store.
I kick a broccoli stalk on the sidewalk
Shaggy dog story: “Museum of Taller Ants” (versus shorter
ants)
Taschen Used Books Sale: “A History of Photography” for ten
bucks
Most mornings around 6:00 I am briefly awoken by the sounds
of, I assume, somebody homeless going through the cans of trash behind the
apartment.
I imagine that, in the evenings, people hear the same
sounds—furtive clattering, restless movement, shamefully muted noise—emanating
from my apartment window.
(Later weeks, I stop hearing these noises. I wonder if the
guy has moved on. Same with the woman I used to see with the blanket over her
head on a bus stop bench: I hope that she has just found a new spot, and that
she isn’t dead).
I go to the IHOP up the street. The combination of the
horrible Top 40 Sirius station, my alone-ness, and a miscommunication about the
menu with the waitress (I asked not “What is the difference in price—” but
rather “Is there a difference in price between the regular pancakes and the
pancakes with fruit on them?”) which branded me an idiot, puts an expression on
my faced that forced my waitress (along with some last-ditch, instinctual
effort to save her tip) to say, “Are you OK?”—not in the normal lorem ipsum of
her service profession but as the intervention of a friend—except she was still
a stranger, and I gave her the correct answer for both strangers and friends:
“Yes.”
6:29 on a Friday night and I’m sitting here reading, the
dishwasher to my left, My Bloody Valentine to my right, listening.
Saturday night I get to see Lee Fields and the Expressions
live! At the Troubadour.
Their opener is a disco throwback/modern production outfit, an
international band (a Hispanic on guitar, an Asian on bass, and some swarthy
Shia LaBouf/Balthazar Getty hybrid on drums—maybe Armenian?) providing grooves
for a zesty young black woman.
She’s got spunk to spare. She sounds like Diana Ross. Her
pop star dance moves do that Californian blend of gymnastics/cheerleading/hot
yoga. In between songs, her voice gives one a slight association with helium.
When she starts to introduce the last song, she is called
aside by the bassist, who reminds her that there are actually two songs left to
play. Leave it to the Asian to know how to count.
Lee Fields: He is a powerhouse. He is so happy to be here.
His band functions as one unit. Seven players. Them white,
him black. At 7:1, this ratio, unfortunately, seems to match the audience.
White guys in front of me make brief fun of his gruff, raspy
voice which is revealed between songs. Well. If your throat was the New York
Metro and you were conducting subway trains of screaming love through its
tunnels, your voice might get a little hoarse, too.
During the last three songs, a woman with blonde curly hair
dances in the space directly in front of me, never mind the fact that for the
preceding majority of the concert the space to the immediate left of her boyfriend served as sufficient.
Mid-shlep on the walk back home, I buy a Gatorade at a
convenience store. The proprietor makes me wonder: You come to America and you
own/operate a 7-11. You have to serve dumb Americans. Is this any better than
your old life? Were you fleeing oppression? Are you here to provide a better
life for your children? In any case, all I’m thinking is that it must be
disappointing.
Your life might not be that different here: bills, traffic,
commercialism.
The grass is always greener? Los Angeles is a desert.
Sign on a utility pole advertising “Room Additions.” At
first I read this as “Room Auditions” and wonder what this could mean. What
kinds of rooms are best suited for particular purposes? I imagine a room’s
acoustics and ambience tested for a band’s rehearsals. Who knows, you might
find the best spot for your cupcake factory is on the third floor of an
apartment building.
While I am waiting for Yoni to finish using the bathroom at
a Five Guys, a piece of paper blows past my feet on the sidewalk. I pick it up.
I read it. I can’t quite tell what it is. Typewritten and hole-punched in a
manner that suggests a course that has never updated its syllabus, the doubled-sided
page appears to be the history of some sort of cult.
A few keywords and key players stick out, like “Urantia” and
“Vern Grimsley,” but overall I have the impression of history trying to paint
back over itself, whitewashing events that were too odd and mysterious for it
to comprehend in the first place.
I search the page for clues about its author’s intention,
something conclusive like “This guy was crazy” or “And then they all died.”
Although this is a random, disconnected passage, the author’s cryptic approach
to the material gives me the feeling that the rest of the piece would prove
just as oblique.
I show the paper to Yoni when he emerges, and he reads it
with equal curiosity. What’s it trying to say? Who are these people? Google
doesn’t give too much of an answer: the picture produced by the first page of
results is fragmentary—from the perspective of whoever these Urantia followers
would be, and not anybody objectively sane. At least I can finally pinpoint the
time period: sometime in the seventies or early eighties. We decide to leave
the paper for someone else to find. We joke that we are now true believers of
Vern Grimsley.
We have eaten lunch outside a small place called El Diner; Yoni
declares the shrimp quesadillas to be the best Mexican food he's ever had. We
wander—for some reason Yoni has to have more food, and he spends a while
debating what to eat at an Einstein’s Bagels (a honey-glazed lox bagel). I eat a
brownie.
Back at the apartment, Yoni asked me why I had books
face-down in a stack on my table. I didn’t know why. But I thought
about it later and I realized:
I want a visual representation of what my brain is
interested in at the moment. If I’m interested in movies, the books about
movies will be at the top. If I’m interested in spirituality and typewriter
art, that’s the book that’s going to be at the top. If I’m not, it’ll be at the
bottom. The stack gets shuffled and of course the colors of the spines move
around and it makes a nice kaleidoscoping pattern, and this is more interesting
than having a shelf of books. As to why they’re face-down, it’s because in my
mind the books are sturdier, they have more weight, if they are not face-up.
The stack seems sturdier if the spine is on the right and the cover is down—to
counter the fact that the books will be read in the opposite way. So when I’m
not reading them, I let them reconstitute themselves by placing them at a
reverse.
I show Yoni a poem I intend to read at an open mic. While
walking up Fairfax, I had passed a small, unassuming front, and its sign said
“Da Poetry Lounge.” It claimed, somewhat improbably, to host the second-largest
open mic in the nation every Tuesday night at 9. Turns out this was true, as I
showed up with my poem in my back pocket at 8:45 and saw a line stretching
around the block. And they made all of us stragglers sit on the stage. There must have
been close to 100 people there, half of whom seemed to be on stage sitting
Indian-style squashed up against each other. But more on that later. I showed
Yoni the poem. He said it reminded him of S. I later had to revise the poem,
because I read on the Da Poetry Lounge Open Mic FAQ that all poems had to be
three minutes or less, and mine was five minutes. So I scraped two minutes off
of it, which actually made it stronger. Most of the fat came from the front—it
took me a bit to rev up to full speed, and it turned out that I could just
start off at this point of firing on all cylinders. Here is the final, edited
version of the poem. I wasn’t sure what to call it, but one possible title was
“Abused by the Muse”:
The muse likes to come in through the backdoor, breaking and
entering
Playful and annihilating
I can never acknowledge her presence
A watched pot never explodes
She’s a Gorgon to turn me petrified.
I have never seen her, only glimpsed at her reflection in
the cracks in a mirror hidden in shadows through the corner of my eyes,
upside-down and standing on my head
This is the only proper way I may address her
She is too big for me
She needs me
I am tortured for information—
What’s it like to be flesh and blood? And she squeezes me to
a pulp, testing my levels
The muse needs my limbs for her twitching strings
The back of my skull for her wrecking ball
My nervous system for her toboggan
My blood for her to course through, to overheat, to steam to
a boil
She will switch me
The way a chair is placed first against one wall and then
the perpendicular
A feng shui of the synapses
She is a truck and I am her roadkill
I am in the passenger seat of her kamikaze biplane
I am the notebook she throws into the garden to decay
through winter and be recovered in spring
Maybe she’s as angry and confused as I am
I set myself as bait
I wander around a field, calling out “Hello?” like a
schmuck, and the muse comes and slaps me across the back of the head, claps,
boxes my ears, and vanishes
I pad my cell so she may box me
around the loony bin
I am nothing without her
I have to beg, don’t find me, don’t hurl me into the briar
patch, for her to direct her wanton engine at me
She is called by associations
She is abated by the intersection of two unalike things—
So I venture to faraway places where she could never find
me, where she will always find me—because the force of her connecting,
slamming, speeding like a bullet train, completing the circuit with me within
me in this faraway place will invoke a greater collision
For I have allowed her passage to a place she’s never been
And she eagerly devours nerve endings to pump her form into
new crevices—like squeezing a packet of Gogurt
Engorging my brain organ
And yes, I craft it afterwards
Like a custodian after the orgy
Like the first wistful purging of the bowels in the
metabolic cycle that follows the banquet
I am a lightning rod with burnt wires
I will recover, I will gasp for breath
I will feel elated and ashamed
And I will defenestrate myself again and again in the hope
that she will snatch me before I hit the ground
Or at the very least that as I lie there, broken, at the
bottom, in the garden, that she will seep into and replace me and make me into
something less-is-more than what we were.
…so anyway, I wrote it out on an index card and thought I
might read it. I also planned on getting to Da Poetry Lounge ridiculously early
to sign up, but then the time got away from me, and I didn’t want to look
ridiculous waiting around, and as it turned out the poem wouldn’t really have
fit—
—the poets spoke in the tried-and-true cadence of performed
poetry, and the pieces seemed to fall into a few categories: political rants,
lost love or new love, the struggles of the poet’s minority, letters to a
mentor who had died, etc. And audience members just loved snapping their
fingers, which I had previously learned to be the way you show approval at a
poetry slam, but I can’t snap my fingers, and I wouldn’t be doing it all the
time even if I could. The people who got up to speak who said it was their
first time and seemed very nervous (their papers shaking in their hands) all
had this look of exhilaration after they finished to applause. It was all
lovey-dovey. I mean, most of the poets were great. I can’t do what they do. The
poets in the second half were the real newbies—they copied the exact same
cadence, but they weren’t nearly as good, and they performed to a drastically
reduced crowd. I don’t need to go up in front of a crowd to exorcise my demons.
They’re not the kind that can be killed with claps.
The MC had his kid up on stage, too, which was the best part
(the MC at The Last Bookstore open mic had her niece up on stage, so maybe
that’s a thing now). They had a dance battle, which his son won. In between poems, the MC
joked with the DJ behind him on stage, who had been told to “scratch” people off the
stage if they went over the time limit. I suspect that the poets were given a
grace period of thirty seconds or so. We were told that if anybody kept going
after being scratched, music would cut in, like at the Oscars, and if the poet
still kept going, the music would turn up and the lights would go out.
The best performer was a guy who slammed in Japanese, among
other displays of prowess. I liked his line about making double entendres
because he speaks “with two tongues.” That was the best line of the night for
me and I showed my approval by going “Mmm” as some members of the audience were
wont to do.
Rare was the poem that did not mention the poet’s childhood
or parents. I found this funny, and telling. What wasn’t so amusing was having
to sit Indian-style cramped on a stage in a fire-hazard venue for what seemed
like eternity. My butt hurt.
Looks like The Oasis Theatre is where the Koreans have their
church. (It has been empty and abandoned-looking every other time I passed it.)
There is a parking structure set up to accommodate this weekly purpose.
Wheelchair guy crossing the road at night—I prepare myself
to run across the street to flag down any cars barreling down upon him, because
the light has turned green and the cars that have been waiting for him to pass
are blocking the view a new car would need to see him—but he makes it.
Comedy show in Eagle Rock
Maria Bamford, social anxiety, which I love. Good to hear
“showing up” is still the way to move forward.
Honesty works well; “being themselves”
How is it that some comedians can “open” to the audience,
while others can’t seem to bring the audience in any closer than arm’s length?
(Similarly, some comedians can be themselves, do their own thing, not hinge on
being liked, and they still get liked—well, maybe those two qualities (being
yourself and not contorting for approval) are actually what causes approval.)
Usual topics—same as everyone: Looking for love. Trying to
“make it” in your career/dreams. Fighting against your perceived obstacles—
The best performers have some sort of struggle, some kind of
weight attached to them: having body/weight issues, being gay or black or both,
fearing communication, not being a conventional beauty but figuring out how to
manifest that beauty (So it’s unfortunate that they have had to deal with the
bad shit that comes with being “born that way,” but it might actually make them
funnier, more interesting, more compelling, more worth listening to).
Don’t try to be too clever. Bring the pain. The one who gets
the most vulnerable the fastest and eases the audience into it the most
pleasantly wins!
Email: “___ ___ would like to be paid through PayPal.”
Oh really? What a polite way to say “Pay me my money.” I
would like to be paid by somebody, too. Can we just send these invitations to
random people? Will people pay you? This could be better than Kickstarter!
(Control-F the word “meaning” in a document: “Not found.”
Ah.)
Mannequin in a pharmacy window in Los Feliz—rocking a neck
brace, raising her arm up to show off a wrist brace, too
Saw a sign for the “Don Quixote CafĂ©” and tried to find
it—should have known that the quest would prove fruitless
But stumbled upon an enclave of a community: cart says “Take
a Book Leave a Book,” and farther up there is an offer “Free Guitar Lessons”
with people sitting around it outside
Stack of eight fading Huggies boxes under a small palm tree
Church’s weekend is stacked: “Korean Worship; Hispanic
Worship; English Worship; Filipino Worship”
Bus stop ad for Scarlett Johansson vehicle “Lucy” poses
question: “The average human uses 10% of their brain. Imagine what she could do
with 100%.” If we used 100% of our brain we would soon be back to 10—burnt out,
and realizing that most mundane tasks require little mental effort.
Went to Edan’s house to see fireworks in the valley—a
panoramic view of a few scattered skirmishes
Jacuzzi and conversation with Yoni, T and Edan
I slept on the sofa. I wake up, check my email, and see Edan
has tagged me in a photo. “It must have been while I was asleep,” I think,
steeling myself for the worst, because I definitely didn’t submit to any
pictures while I was conscious. It’s not too bad, just Yoni and me with our
eyes closed, listening to music, and T looking at the camera, probably ready to
leave. But Yoni doesn’t like the picture because it makes our Fourth of July
look lame.
After breakfast, around 11:00 I say, “Well, I think I’m going
to get going soon.” But Edan quashes this idea. Considering I have to drive
back and then walk 40 minutes to get home, there is no particular rush to
instigate this process (which was why I had neglected to leave the night
before—that, and traffic).
Edan wants to see the Neutra house—it’s all the way in
Silver Lake, so Yoni complains, but it’s the best thing we can come up with—but
then I check my phone (all of our phones are slowly dying of battery) and see
it is closed. So we try to figure out what to do. Yoni predicts that if we go
to Santa Monica we will wander around, get ice cream, talk, and not do anything
of much value we couldn’t do closer to home (none of us are particularly close
to one another, let alone anything of interest). Also, it is hot. We spend a
lot of time looking for architecturally interesting places that we can tour
with no notice on a Saturday on a holiday weekend while Edan plays GTA. We end
up driving down the hill to eat Mexican and sit at Starbuck’s and then we call
it quits. We make a plan to meet at LACMA tomorrow for the Bank of America
cardholders’ Free Sunday. Yoni’s main squeeze N, whom I have met once before at
his house, will be joining us.
I walk towards LACMA and call Yoni. I get my ticket and my
sticker. In the next call, he says they are getting food from the trucks across
the street. This food-ordering and eating process, as per Yoni, takes a long
time. Edan takes a picture of N and me in front of a piece of the Berlin wall.
Why? I assume Edan will also take/post pictures of Yoni and N, but no—and it
hits me later that Yoni has probably instructed him not to do so, to preserve
the image that he is unattached, so that any girls he meets on Tinder who looks
him up on FB will not say, hey, what about your girlfriend? Sneaky.
We run into R again. I am used to this by now.
We visit the groovy Japanese art building that reminds me of
the USS Enterprise crossed with a submerged seashell crossed with a chapel.
Kimonos.
I am clowning around more than I usually do. Stop it, Isaac.
Just stop it.
I land a few jokes that make N laugh. Dick jokes seem to
work. I recall Yoni mentioning (in the Jacuzzi) that he and N shared the same
sense of humor.
Wandering. Lookin’ at art stuff.
On our way out, down the street, they notice something that
I had missed, despite having walked past it a few times: a streetlight speckled
with LACMA stickers. The three of them pick a few colors, thinking that this
will trick the guards into letting them in at a later date. We eat at El Diner.
We walk up the street to get Milk Jar cookies, but it’s a Sunday evening, so
they are closed.
I have a hack about my bed sheets. It’s a full-size bed, and
my regular sheets won’t fit it. Oh but
they do: if I lay the top sheet down on the bed and use the springy sheet
to cover me. In fact, I end up doing this for the set of full-size sheets I had
bought on clearance, too, because one of their edges is not long enough to
reach the corner of the bed. I had previously taken a scissors to it, and
thought that that was the hack, but now I just use the two sheets in the
opposite way they were intended and sleep just fine.
For a while now, I had been looking forward to reading at
The Last Bookstore and hearing what other people had to say.
I had written a piece about The Last Bookstore itself, which
I had been germinating over for a bit. I had been inspired/stymied by the store’s
design (type “The Last Bookstore” into YouTube and you can see some amateur
videos of people running around the store, principally in the upper level known
as The Labyrinth—my poem doesn’t require precise knowledge of the store’s
design, but it’s certainly an added treat.) The piece shifted from being a
scattering of musings into something more Borgesian, Ballardian. Something
fictional, mythical, apocalyptic. As with my poem about the Muse, I found that
I needed to write from the first person perspective rather than dispense
objective statements and “advice;” I needed to dial up the violent,
inflammatory, bodily and religious imagery, etc., in order to elicit
attention/provoke a reaction; and I needed to jettison certain sequences I
enjoyed because they didn’t end up fitting.
At 7:15, people were waiting in chairs. Sign-up was “at
7:45” but I knew from Da Poetry Lounge that first come first served means the
most fanatically early claim the spoils.
When they announced that the sign-up sheet was in play, I
got into line—at the end.
People played guitar and sang, did comedy, did poems, talked
about activism.
The highlight/lowlight was a guy in a do-rag who looked like
he was in his mid-forties even though he was probably in his (black don’t
crack) early fifties.
He had brought a tape of a beat with him to rap over. The
soundman started the tape. “Turn it up,” the guy said.
Uh oh, I thought.
The chorus of his rap went “Ain’t no stoppin’ this, ain’t no
stoppin’ this—” which he would then
repeat another three times. He had some verses about his accomplishments and
day-to-day life (“Gettin’ paid, gettin’ laid—”), and then it was back to the chorus,
where it was clear his heart really lay: “Ain’t no stoppin’ this, ain’t no
stoppin’ this—”
I wonder what would happen if he actually didn’t stop, I
thought.
And then he did didn’t stop.
It became like the hip-hop version of “This is the Song that
Never Ends” popularized by Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. The spirit of Andy
Kaufman was surely impressed. The set of hipsters behind me pronounced him “obnoxious.”
But the guy was just getting started.
“La la la la, la la la la,”
he chanted. “La la la la, la la la la—”
Eventually he ended, and we all clapped. “Ain’t no stoppin’
him!” the MC said.
(Actually, the song is still going, because it’s been stuck
in my head ever since.)
My slot ended up being third-from-last, slightly expedited
by the departure of several would-be performers who had decided not to wait it
out. In front of me was a comedian who talked about his unexpected,
spontaneous, ultimately unconsummated excursion into a same-sex hook-up. Then
it was my turn. “Let’s hear it again for the guy before me!” I said.
“This piece will take me about three minutes to read. It’s
called—”
The Last Bookstore
Books are a virus—“language is a virus” that burrows into
ventricles
Used books like spent needles
The books used the people
The covers had to be shut—
Like boarding up a wormhole
A glass house of nothing but shuttered windows
We quarantined centuries of questions into the Labyrinth
And in that arc of used, glued books outside the Labyrinth’s
main maze, we sealed our information, we built a shrine to lost knowledge
Paper and pulp returned to the status of trees—shelter,
shade, aesthetics, and decay
The bookstore aspired to be forest
The workers in the Labyrinth approached their duty like
nature guides, noticing tracks, strange vegetation, the changing in the
arrangement of rocks that made up the sides of mountains. They plugged holes,
preventing landslides.
The Labyrinth revealed our books more closely as parts in a
whole, shuffling, like sentences themselves, or letters, rearranged by an
almighty author in furtive purpose only somewhat known to him—the books were
neurons in his brain
A bit of order, yes, but the pieces scattered at will, and
against him—thoughts were forgotten as books were bought—or forgotten as books
were forgotten, where they were put or what their purpose was
We decomposed the pages into the mulch of our collective
unconscious
Call me Theseus, the narrative the mind told itself, a bit
of string unspooling from remembering to imagining
Within the wilderness, I’m a hunter-gatherer of words.
I just want there to be somewhere to move, something
underneath, beyond, or through.
I’m moving past the book; my momentum is just past the
book—like the karate master who punches not an opponent’s head but the space
just beyond the opponent’s head.
A book is like a hurtle
Like the veil before my beloved
The scrim in front of our secrets
I am obsessed with the image of a decorative carrier that
has forgotten its message, and become only decoration
The message is impenetrable—the only necessity is to
acknowledge it, just as you would acknowledge a person
It is the same message, over and over again
Stressing
its importance
Something
about mortality. Something about the way things work.
The
messenger is the minotaur
A flake off
the feather of a fractal
Plotted
against a long enough scale, maybe opening a book and reading it is the same as
looking at a book and not opening it.
The messenger has become the message through its repetition
It was never just words, but what emerged—an idea, a connection
between people. And this could never be contained, or closed, or shut. We could
not remove what we could not measure. We could not quantify our qualities.
If the books were never here, they could not be destroyed.
And where nature and books meet again, in this mingling of
oracles
The next step is going back to writing on the beach with a
stick, as words wash back into the sea with the tide
The message, “it is”
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